Friday, 25 January 2008

sexy week

Now there are 2 reasons why I shouldn't be a singer. The first reason is obviously because I would either crack the windows and glasses or make the rain fall everytime I sing. Secondly, I lose my voice every-so-frequently so imagine if I have gigs, I would have to keep postponing them. And fans don't like that. Anyway, it doesn't matter because I'm not a singer.

I did a personality test today. The task was to draw a pig and the child in me came out with this:-


Basically my personality was described based on the way I have drawn my piggy picture.
  • Little Miss Piglet was drawn on the top of the piece of A4 paper and it means that I'm a positive and optimistic person.
  • She was faced to the front and it makes me a direct, a straight-to-the-point person also a devil's advocate.
  • I drew the piggy not in detail (just because I'm a crappy artist*). It shows that I'm a risk taker and a person full of emotions.
  • Like all pigs should have, my oinker has 4 legs. It says I am secured, stubborn and I stick to my ideals.
  • The ears were medium sized. A good listener.
  • Finally the medium tail length describes that I have a ehem ehem ehem ehemmm (which is eff-ing bullshit).
The result is partially true . Nothing to be taken seriously as it was just one test.

Here is a complete different story. When I say DRAWER, what do you think of? Chest of drawers? I was typing this* and I nearly typed 'just because I'm a crappy drawer'. I giggled at myself thinking what a stupid this to say.

It reminds me of what my colleague has said earlier today. "My father owns a printing shop. He's a PRINTER". Everyone laughed at him. Even I did.

I checked on the dictionary. Drawer and printer were used in the right context. Both sentences were valid.

Although I am unsure whether COOKER can also mean a person who cooks. It is definitely an electrical appliance which cooks our food. I need to find someone who can clarify it for me.

6 comments:

Annie said...

a person who cooks could be called a cook/chef.

jaygee said...

that i know.

can they be cookers too?

Greg said...

oh as far as i know cooker only for the appliance. So what do you call a person who hooks things?

jaygee said...

LOL.

according to dictionary.com, a hooker is:

1. a person or thing that hooks.
2. Slang. prostitute.
3. Slang. a large drink of liquor.
4. Slang. a concealed problem, flaw, or drawback; a catch.
5. Rugby. a player who hooks the ball in the front line of scrummage.
6. (initial capital letter) Offensive. an Amish Mennonite.

i guess all of us can be hookers too.

Greg said...

ya ya.. we should all be a hooker for a day.

I remember when i was younger, i didn't had enough hooks on my door to hang my clothes....i went to my mom and said... "maaa, i need hookers in my room!!"

she was like..what?!?!!??!

then i said "I don't have enough places to hang my clothes!"

It was on that day I learned the REAL meaning of hooker. i was probably only 8 or 9 then.

jaygee said...

oh dear!

too early to be exposed to this kinda vocabulary. i bet until i was 16, i still didn't know what it means.

why were u so organised when u were 8 or 9??

i remember annoying everyone with my clothes everywhere.